Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I'm a lemming

Because Natalie L. Sin and Catherine Gardner did it, here's my top 10 world-creating writer moments:

10. Dismembered a Prohibition Agent
9. Killed a zombie baby
8. Murdered a maniacal, meglomanical politician's son
7. Stalked a comedian with a dead, sex-crazed hooker
6. Dropped a nuclear bomb on Nashville, TN.
5. Had a radio DJ commit Suicide-By-Zombie
4. Crucified a feminine, gay antique dealer
3. Had a father display his love by cutting off his own arm
2. Depicted the Pope as being worse than Cthulhu

and my #1 moment....

1. Sold insurance policies that only cover horrible deaths.

Alright....NEXT!

2 comments:

Catherine J Gardner said...

LOL!

Oh, and let's hope this thing spreads around the internet as the lists are so much fun to read.

Natalie L. Sin said...

I still can't believe something I created to amuse myself has become popular at any level. Where was this ability in High School??